what is life without toast.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:25:23 +0930

westerbroski: triggerlocke: submissivefeminist: I love this...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 11:54:42 +0930

triggerlocke:

submissivefeminist:

I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.

WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF DOING THIS?!

shhh

just watch

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:12:26 +0930

toxsic: BREAKING NEWS!!!! XBOX ONE START UP SOUND LEAKED!!!

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 22:52:47 +0930

toxsic:

BREAKING NEWS!!!! XBOX ONE START UP SOUND LEAKED!!!

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Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:44:46 +1030

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 21:54:37 +1030

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

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Thu, 14 Mar 2013 10:40:27 +1030

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Thu, 14 Mar 2013 10:39:03 +1030

thethinkingdreamer: enjoysribsnham: tumblingwithstyle: POTATO...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:54:42 +1030

thethinkingdreamer:

enjoysribsnham:

tumblingwithstyle:

POTATO TRIBUTE

an ode to potatoes

potatoes <3

IT’S THE GREATEST CONSUMABLE IN THE VERSE!!!!!

POTATO PORN

wedontdo-wejustare: Real Life Super Moments: Young female...

Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:03:19 +1030

wedontdo-wejustare:

Real Life Super Moments: Young female martial artist seemingly uses a form of Shaolin Wushu Kung-Fu to take down an opponent, similar to what Black Widow uses in the film, The Avengers.

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: #Thor totally thinks Phil’s first...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 23:34:01 +1030

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

#Thor totally thinks Phil’s first name is Agent

#his first name is badass

thehassasin: Hell yeah, motherfucker!

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 20:27:51 +1030

thehassasin:

Hell yeah, motherfucker!

justjordyjohn: mxrshall: HES SO FUCKING...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 10:57:31 +1030

justjordyjohn:

mxrshall:

HES SO FUCKING CUTE

auohsjfhsakjhfkjhsd

One Size Fits All

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 02:21:19 +1030

(A man comes to the counter and places two dresses on the counter: one sized XS and one sized XXL.)
Me: “Are these dresses both for the same woman?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Oh, okay. These are both very different sizes, so they are not likely to fit the same person. What size does she usually take?”
Customer: “Um… I’m not sure.”
Manager: “Well, does she look more like me or more like her?”
(Note: my manager is quite small, and I am quite big.)
Customer: “Um… uh… I’m sure these will be fine.”
Me: “Sir, because the price is marked down on these dresses they will be Final Sale, so you will not be able to return them if they are not the right size. Are you sure we can’t help you?”
(The customer looks around furtively, then leans in close so that only my manager and I can hear what he is saying.)
Customer: “These dresses are for me, actually.”
(My manager looks at me, and I at her, and then she turns to the customer and speaks a very matter of fact voice.)
Manager: “Why don’t you go try them on, then?”
Customer: “Really? Would that be okay with you?”
Manager: “Of course! Let me get you started with a fitting room.”
(I spend the next hour bringing this man dresses to try on and he had a lovely time! He introduced himself to me and thanked us profusely for being so understanding and helpful. He left with four dresses, all of which fit him to a tee, and he came back regularly after that.)